Jokes. An East German worker's five years were up, and he went to take delivery of his Trabi. He asked the company's representative, "Can I get a car with seat belts?" "Sure," said the representative, "and while we're at it, we can give you one with two-tone paint, air-conditioning, and an AM/FM / Longwave / Shortwave radio!" Mortified, the customer mumbled, "Now you're just making fun of me." "Well," roared the representative, "who started it?".
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